JOKE: Woman, never lie


One bright morning, 10 years old Jesus Christ was in the mood to play so he went to his neighbor’s house to play with the children.

The mother of the little ones who always thought that Jesus was strange as he was so upright, hid her children in a basket. On getting to the house, Jesus said: “Good morning ma, I came to play with your children, are they home?”

“No, they aren’t” lied the woman. Then Jesus asked, “what is inside your basket?”

“They are pigs” she replied. Without arguing, Jesus walked away… The woman heaved a sigh of relief, opened her basket, and alas! she saw pigs instead of her little ones.

She screamed and ran to Jesus begging, “I’m sorry Jesus, forgive me, I’ll never lie again in my life”

Then said Jesus Christ, “Go back to your home, your children are back to you and never lie woman”

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